Conquer Corporate Life With the Office Buzzword Generator!

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Isn't it the pits when you're in a meeting, sipping the complimentary seltzer and letting the un-words float through you like a daydream, when all of a sudden someone asks for your input? Same. That's why we created the Office Buzzword Generator!

Just calmly recite whatever sentence pops up below and all the execs will mutter "harrumph harrumph harrumph" while clapping in an animated fashion. You will probably get a promotion!