Baby Yeezus Got Mini Yeezy 350 Boosts

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That's it. This baby son of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is starting to instill jealousy in every single direction. Yesterday, family friends bought Baby Yeezus a gold and diamond chain to match his father's style, and now this kid will ball harder than everyone when he's born. Today, he has become the envy of every sneaker head on the internet by receiving a free pair of mini Yeezy 350 Boosts, a pair of sneakers so sought after that they sell out every time they become available.

With the chain and the sneakers, the baby boy will win every Kanye lookalike content for babies, if someone were to start one. All he needs is a baggy Céline blouse and even baggier torn jeans. Let's just hope he doesn't catch wind of Graduation and 808s & Heartbreak-era Kanye West and start wearing those plastic glasses with slits that populated every Primark ever.