You Can't Buy ‘Hamilton’ Tickets, But You Can Buy Its Bloomingdale's Merchandise

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When it comes to Hamilton, it's damn near impossible to be in "The Room Where It Happens" — but while they "Wait for It," "Helpless" soundtrack-obsessed fans might be "Satisfied" with wearing their love for the historical (and historic) hip hop Broadway musical on their chests. Bloomingdale's is set to open pop-up shops at the 59th Street and Soho stores filled with show-related merchandise later this week that'll undoubtedly be ransacked "Non-Stop."

In case you already stopped by the department store this week and are now wondering "What'd I Miss?" "You'll Be Back" to check out sweatshirts, water bottles, and more emblazoned with the show logo of a silhouetted Hamilton standing atop of a star and graphic tees printed with lyrics like "young, scrappy, and hungry."

True, this isn't high-fashion merchandise that'll "Blow Us All Away," but your friends who tirelessly enter the online lottery can't "Say No to This" and will ask you to "Meet Me Inside" anyway. And since you won't spend more than $70 on any single item, "That Would Be Enough." Here's a few of our favorites:

If you're wondering "What Comes Next?" see below for store info — and join us in hoping that Bloomingdale's celebrates the line's launch with a cast performance.